pepguardiola asked: WHY AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND YOU MADE A GIF OF YOURSELF HOLDING UP THE SIGN COITUS YOU ARE A PERFECT SPECIMEN

BUT WE ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

  1. YOU FOLLOW ME
  2. I FOLLOW YOU
  3. YOU LIKE MY POSTS
  4. I LIKE YOUR POSTS
  5. COITUS
  6. WE BOTH SUPPORT SPAIN WINNING THE EURO CUP DESPITE MY ETHNIC ROOTS
  7. MUTUAL FRIEND (hi asya)
  8. WE ARE THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE

THERE. THAT’S 8 REASONS. EIGHT IS GREATER THAN SEVEN WHICH IS GREATER THAN THE QUANTITY OF DAYS IT TOOK FOR GOD TO CREATE THE WORLD. THEREFORE: OUR FRIENDSHIP IS GREATER THAN GOD. 

I’m sorry, I’m really hyper tonight.

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  1. pepguardiola said: let’s be real here coitus is the real reason also yes we are hilarious let us display the glory of our friendship as we rise to the heavens to become the new overlord ok
  2. zombiep0ptarts posted this